Captain Diarrhea

Captain Diarrhea Books

Captain Diarrhea
vs. The Turd Reich

In this adventure, Captain Diarrhea teaches a very mean man and his army to be respectful of people who are different. Adoofus and his army of Nutzies learn a tough lesson when Captain D uses his power of poot to bring them to their knees. Funny, educational and a little naughty. The Captain Diarrhea Series is a unique style of books created for young readers by a former high school teacher that uses a hilarious brand of toilet humor to teach the values of kindness, inclusion and equality. Join the movement!


Captain Diarrhea
vs. Mrs. White

In this adventure, Captain Diarrhea teaches a selfish and entitled woman that her inconsiderate behavior is unacceptable. Mrs. White believes that since she owns an expensive car, she has the right to be rude, drive recklessly, endanger pedestrians and park wherever she wants. Captain Diarrhea devises a brilliant trap to teach Mrs. White a lesson she’ll never forget. Funny, educational and a little naughty. The Captain Diarrhea Series is a unique style of books created for young readers by a former high school teacher that uses a hilarious brand of toilet humor to teach the values of kindness, inclusion and equality. Join the movement!

Captain Diarrhea
vs. Book Bans

When Governor Ron D’Pants-less attempts to ban books he deems unsuitable for kids, Captain Diarrhea and his uproarious sidekick, Whoopee Cushion use their potty power to deliver a riotous lesson on diversity and knowledge. In a comical showdown against the governor and his misguided book burners, the doo-doo duo unleash a mix of gas, humor, and absurdity, leaving the mob in poo and the readers in stitches. This tale not only celebrates the sheer joy of reading but imparts a valuable lesson on embracing all creatures, big and small. A comical and educational adventure for kids who love to laugh and learn!